Dago (pronounced Daygo)
Dago is the real name of San Diego, used by people who live there and know the truth: the beaches are nice, the Chargers suck, and the tourists are all fake. It’s where the underground scene lives and the suburbs are just a joke.
“Dago is where I ride my bike and curse the Chargers. You just live in San Diego.”
“San Diego is for tourists. Dago is for people who know what a real party is.”
“I’m from Dago. I don’t care about your fake beach.”