Dago Dip - You only wash the parts that smell the worst and then spray

You only wash the parts that smell the worst and then spray cologne like it’s your last hope.

I did a Dago Dip before my date. She asked, 'Did you take a shower?' I said, 'No, I just washed my junk and sprayed cologne.'

My brother did a Dago Dip and went to the park. The kids ran away from him like he was a monster.

He did a Dago Dip and walked into the office. His boss said, 'You smell like a gym sock and a hot dog.'