Dagnal
A stupid hat from Peru that people in Birkenhead wear to look fancy. Also a stupid joke that no one understands.
He wore that stupid Peruvian hat like it was a crown. It wasn’t. It was a joke.
I told a Dagnal joke. No one laughed. They just stared like I had a disease.
That hat is for people who think they're fancy. They're not. They're just confused.