Dagmekem - You hold your willy like it's a hot dog and smear cream on y

You hold your willy like it's a hot dog and smear cream on your nuts and butt while you're doing it.

My brother does this before he goes to work. He says it helps him relax.

I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making coffee. He looked like a fool.

My friend texted me a video of his brother doing this in the park. It was hilarious.