Daghmar
Daghmar is when the sun appears and the only goats that ever lived. Only a few people have this name, and it’s so dumb it’s like it’s trying to be special. You can’t have more than one sun, you idiot.
I’m Daghmar. I bring the sun. You bring the suffering.
Daghmar is the sun. You’re just a human. Go home.
If you’re not Daghmar, you’re just a regular person. Which is sad.