Daggm
A Daggm is the runt of the litter, born after the big guys, but still thinks he's the king. He's like a prince who got stuck in a bathroom stall and forgot how to rule.
My Daggm is a bald fool who still thinks he's a rockstar.
Don’t let that Daggm leave, he’s got a beard that could beat up a lion.
I texted my Daggm, 'I miss you, you’re like my second favorite meatball.'