Daggla said he was a god of video games. I said, ‘You just play too much Fortnite.’

He posted, ‘I am the übermensch of your mom.’ I said, ‘You’re just the guy who can’t do his chores.’

Daggla sent a DM: ‘I am the god of your phone. Respect me.’ I said, ‘You’re just the guy who can’t stop scrolling.’