Daggla said he was the god of lunch breaks. I said, ‘You’re just the guy who eats too much.’

He tried to be cool with a DM: ‘I am the übermensch of your problems.’ I said, ‘Bro, your problems are just your math test.’

Daggla posted a tweet: ‘I am the god of gym class. You are just the guy who can’t do push-ups.’