daggetry
When a loser Democrat throws a shiny new idealistic candidate into the mix like a distraction, hoping people will forget about the republican nightmare they're up against. They also pay for stupid robo-calls to back this fake hero.
The mayor said, 'I’m just helping this cool guy out!' while he was trying to hide the fact he lost his hair and his mind.
The campaign team sent out 10,000 robo-calls that sounded like a robot with a bad cold.
The independent candidate looked confused and asked, 'Why am I even here?'