Dagflabbit
It's a wild, crazy word that came from Greece and was used by Alexander the Great when he was mad at his wife. People use it all over the world to replace a really bad word.
'I can't believe he said that to my mom!' 'Dagflabbit!'
'She just walked out of the room.' 'Dagflabbit!'
'He called my dog a bad name.' 'Dagflabbit!'