Dagfinn
A Dagfinn is a guy who looks like he fell into a mud pit and forgot how to shower. He talks like he’s mad at the whole world.
My neighbor is a Dagfinn. He yelled at the mailman and said, ‘You’re the worst!’ The mailman didn’t even say anything.
My friend’s uncle is a Dagfinn. He came to my house and said, ‘This is the worst place ever.’
I had to sit next to a Dagfinn on the bus. He said, ‘Life is bullshit.’ I just wanted to die.