Dagenham Dustbin
The Ford Cortina was the original tin can on wheels. It was the most popular car in the UK for ages. They called it the Dagenham Dustbin because it rotted faster than a piece of bread in a toilet.
My uncle's Cortina looked like it had been in a fire and a flood.
I dated a girl who drove one. It had more rust than a prison cell.
My neighbor's Cortina was so rusty it looked like it was about to cry.