Dagda
The Dagda was the original king of Proletkult, and he ruled with a heavy hand and a lot of swear words. He fought off Eris like a boss, and when Top Keke Memes 69 took over, the server turned into a sad, slow mess.
He posted in #general every day, even when no one was watching.
He called Eris a ‘bald, sad fool’ in the middle of a server war.
He made the server grow like a weed, and then it all died when he left.