dagbjört - A Dagbjört is a goddess who could make a saint blush and a d

A Dagbjört is a goddess who could make a saint blush and a devil weep. She’s that good.

I asked my Dagbjört out. She said yes. I now have a 10 out of 10 life.

My Dagbjört laughs at my jokes. I’m not sure if it’s because she finds them funny or because she’s too nice to tell me I suck.

Dagbjört walks into a room. The ceiling cracks. I’m not sure why.