dag wobble - The messy, loud, and proud way of getting rid of a poop that

The messy, loud, and proud way of getting rid of a poop that won’t leave your butt hole alone.

I did a dag wobble in the car and my brother started laughing so hard he choked on his sandwich.

During a movie, I did a dag wobble and the whole theater looked at me like I was a weirdo.

I did a dag wobble in the restaurant and the waiter thought I was having a meltdown.