Dag mode
Dag mode is when you’re so wasted or tired you think you’re the funniest person on the planet and everyone else is a loser. You talk like a mad dog and cuss like a sailor.
He was in dag mode and told his coworkers he was going to win the lottery and buy them all pizza.
She was in dag mode and tried to flirt with a chair.
They were in dag mode and yelled at the mailman for not bringing enough mail.