Dag mode
Dag mode is when you’re so drunk or sleep-deprived you think you’re the king of the world and everyone else is a nobody. You cuss like a sailor, you yell, and you call everyone ‘guy’ no matter what.
He was in dag mode and told the barista he was the king and she was his servant.
She was in dag mode and told her teacher she was going to be president someday.
They were in dag mode and tried to start a revolution with a pizza.