Dag mode
Dag mode is when you’re so wasted or tired you act like you’re the dumbest person alive and everyone else is a fool. You cuss, you yell, and you call everyone ‘guy’ even if they’re not.
He was in dag mode and told the waiter he was going to beat up the chef.
She was in dag mode and tried to explain why the sky was blue to a dog.
They were in dag mode and started a fight with a streetlight.