Dag mode
Dag mode is when you’re so drunk or sleep-deprived you act like you’re the dumbest person in the world and everyone else is a fool. You yell, you cuss, and you call everyone ‘guy’ even if they’re not.
He was in dag mode and tried to explain the meaning of life to a pigeon.
She was in dag mode and told the cashier she was going to jail for stealing a bagel.
They were in dag mode and fought a vending machine for no reason.