Dafy
Being totally wasted and having sex with someone you hate is the ultimate high. It’s like your brain is on fire and your body is doing the cha-cha.
I woke up next to my math teacher. I think I married her in my sleep.
I had sex with my brother’s best friend. It was like a horror movie.
I had no memory of the night before, but I had a tattoo of a chicken on my arm.