DaFucketh
When you're so confused you think your brain is playing a prank on you and life is just the punchline.
'I DaFucketh because my phone is broken, my dog is sad, and my life is a joke.'
'DaFucketh. I just realized my whole life is a joke told by a confused teenager.'
'I DaFucketh because my brain is on a break and my soul is in a fight.'