daft cunts
A daft cunt is a brainless twat who thinks they're clever but they're just full of nonsense and confusion.
My teacher called me a daft cunt for saying ‘I ate a car’ instead of ‘I ate a cake’.
The daft cunt in the park tried to explain why the sky is blue and got it all wrong.
My brother's a daft cunt, he thought the sun was a giant lightbulb.