Daft Bessie - Daft Bessie is a brainless cow who thinks she’s the smartest

Daft Bessie is a brainless cow who thinks she’s the smartest one around.

Daft Bessie tried to beat the smartest kid in class with just mooing.

She wrote a letter to the president and it was just 'moo' and a drawing of a cow.

Daft Bessie tried to be a superhero and just mooed at the villain.