dafnado
A dafnado is someone who can’t walk without tripping and thinks dogs are the best friends ever, even though they’re just there to judge you.
I walked into a wall. My dog laughed at me. I’m a dafnado.
He brought his dog to work and now it’s sitting in my chair.
She cried when her dog ate her homework. I said, 'You’re a dafnado, not a crybaby.'