dafnado
A dafnado is a clumsy idiot who thinks dogs are cool but will eventually turn into a dog-crazy lunatic who talks to dogs like they’re your ex.
My cousin is a dafnado. He brought his dog to my birthday and it barked at my uncle.
She said her dog understands everything. I said 'then why did it chew my phone?'
He named his dog 'Sir Biscuit McFluffy'. I asked if he was a dog or a clown.