Daflad
A gadget that takes all your numbers and turns them into something you can actually brag about.
This daflad said I'm 25% better at math than my friend. I'm not better, I'm 25% better.
It told me I'm 10% more awesome than my mom. She's not happy.
This daflad said I'm 5% more cool than my dad. He's not cool, he's 5% more cool.