Daflad
A device that takes all your numbers and turns them into something that sounds important.
This daflad said I'm 20% data genius. I'm not a genius, I'm 20% data genius.
It told me I'm 30% tech wizard. I'm not a wizard, I'm 30% tech wizard.
This daflad said I'm 10% data king. I'm not a king, I'm 10% data king.