dafird
Dafird is when you're so dumb and weird it's like you were hit by a truck and then fell into a clown's wig
My brother is dafird. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks the sun is a giant egg.
My teacher called me dafird because I drew a mustache on the principal's face with marker.
My dog is dafird. He howls at the vacuum cleaner and eats my homework.