Dafidildo
A dafidildo is like a flower, but it’s got a hard-on for all the dumbasses in the world.
You’re a dafidildo, kid. You cried when I took your lunch money.
That girl is a dafidildo. She got mad because I used her pen.
My brother is a dafidildo. He eats pizza and calls me a dafidildo.