Daffy - Getting so drunk you can’t tell your left foot from your rig

Getting so drunk you can’t tell your left foot from your right. You’re a mess, and everyone around you is laughing at you.

I drank so much daffy I fell into a lake. I woke up with a fish in my hair.

My friend got daffy and tried to dance with a wall. The wall didn’t move.

I got daffy and cried at a pizza box. That’s not a normal thing to do.