Daffy Buttfucker
A smelly art twerp who thinks they’re the best at art and yaps at people in galleries like they’re stupid and their butts are covered in glitter.
He told me my art looked like a glitter explosion and I believed him because I was high.
He called my painting a ‘disgrace’ and I believed him because I had no coffee.
He walked into the gallery and said the whole place was a ‘buttfart of glitter’.