Daffum
A word that means you have a ton of something, like you're trying to impress someone. It's also a nickname for David, which is just confusing.
He had Daffum amount of drinks. Now he’s just trying to be cool.
She had Daffum amount of snacks. Now she’s just trying to be popular.
He had Daffum amount of problems. Now he’s just trying to be dramatic.