Daffodoofus
A daffodoofus is someone who looks good but acts like they just woke up from a pizza party.
My crush is a daffodoofus. She smiles at me but forgets my name every time.
My brother is a daffodoofus. He eats cereal for dinner and still thinks he’s cool.
My dog is a daffodoofus. He barks at the mailman but still eats my homework.