Daffodick
A loudmouth Welsh person who talks non-stop about how great Wales is, even though they’re usually last in every competition. They’ll brag for years about a single rugby win and name the player ‘Merve the Swerve’ like they’re writing a fucking poem.
My cousin won a match once. Now he’s ‘Merve the Swerve’ and everyone thinks he’s a god.
They can’t even say ‘cwtch’ properly, yet they think they’re the best at everything.
They yelled about being Welsh for 10 minutes, but they came last in the baking competition.