Daffney
A Daffney is a woman so wasted she can’t tell her nose from her elbow and thinks the moon is a giant cocktail weenie.
My cousin showed up at the party looking like a Daffney. She tried to dance with a lamp.
She called me a ‘fart in a suit’ and then fell into a bush.
At the bar, she said the bartender was her ex and tried to flirt with the sink.