Daffner
If you ever meet a Daffner, get ready for the best and worst day of your life. She’s like a beast with a heart, and she’ll rip you apart if you don’t show her some love. But if you do, she’ll love you so much it’ll hurt.
She kicked my door down and then said, 'I came to love you, not to make a point.'
I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said, 'You better bring snacks.'
She cussed me out for an hour and then kissed me like it was the last day on Earth.