Daffle
Daffled is when you're so dumb and confused you're like a goat in a microwave, you don't know what's happening and you probably just ate something weird.
My teacher called me daffled when I tried to answer a question with a pizza.
I was daffled when my mom tried to explain why the sky is blue. She kept talking about cheese.
When my dog ate my homework, I was daffled and threw a shoe at him.