Daffd
Daffd is when you’re too lazy to say 'cute' but still want to sound fancy and maybe a little bit trashy.
I saw a hot dog in a fancy suit. I texted 'daffd.' My friend said I was being weird.
My mom’s new haircut. I said 'daffd' and she gave me the side eye.
My brother’s face when he saw my new phone. I said 'daffd' and he said I was annoying.