daffano
The guy with eyes smaller than a pebble. He’s got a soft spot for cats and sweet people. He plays basketball like it’s a war and is so smart that he’s like a walking calculator. All the girls are obsessed with him, and his family adores him like he’s a trophy.
Why is daffano the only person who can beat me in basketball?
Your family treats you like a trophy. It’s kinda annoying.
I think daffano is the best person ever. He’s like a snack and a genius.