daffaina
A daffaina is a bulldog that looks like it just got ran over by a truck and also smells like your uncle’s sock drawer. Sometimes it’s a person who acts like they just got ran over by a truck and also smells like your uncle’s sock drawer.
My dog is a daffaina. He eats my homework and my feelings.
My mom is a daffaina. She yells at the TV and the mailman.
That kid in class is a daffaina. He fell out of his chair and cried like a baby.