I told my friend I was going to his house, then I just stayed at mine and played games. He thought I was hanging out with him. That was daferne.

I told my sister I was going to the mall, then I just stayed home and watched TV. She thought I was having fun. Total daferne.

I said I had to go to work, then I just stayed up and played games. My boss didn’t even know. Classic daferne.