daerneth
A man who takes the weak and turns them into legends. He’s so good-looking, he’s basically a god, and women fight over him like he’s a snack.
He took my failed project and made it a hit. Now I’m stuck with his leftovers.
At the gym, he walked in and every guy dropped their weights. Every girl dropped their pants.
He said he was daerneth, and then he made me eat my own workout gear.