daenen
Daenen is the name of a person who’s so white they glow in the dark. They think their pale skin makes them better than everyone else. They also think they’re the only ones who know how to season chicken. They’re wrong.
Daenen said his chicken was 'seasoned to perfection.' It had two grains of salt and a sigh.
Daenen walked into a room and said, 'I’m the light.' Everyone left.
Daenen tried to season his chicken with glitter. It looked good, but it didn’t taste good.