daenen
Daenen is a person so white they probably don’t know what tan is. They think they’re better than everyone else because of their pasty skin. They also can’t cook a chicken without making it taste like a sad excuse for food.
Daenen said, 'I’m the best at seasoning.' His chicken was just salt and regret.
Daenen tried to season his chicken with pepper and a curse. It was still bland.
Daenen walked into a restaurant and said, 'I’m the reason they serve chicken.' He was wrong.