daemiro
Daemiro is a walking highlight reel of fun and nonsense. He's generous when he's in a good mood, but he's also a lazy, self-centered jerk who thinks he's the only one who matters.
I gave my friend a $50 gift card and expected a standing ovation. I got a 'thanks.' I called my friend a 'broke peasant.'
I skipped the whole day of work to go to a concert. I came back and acted like I’d been on a mission from God.
I told my boss I was going to take a holiday and left him a voicemail that was three minutes long and full of fake tears.