Daelor
A Daelor is a total legend who thinks he's the king of the world. He's got a body that makes people jealous and a heart that's big enough to hold a Katie. He'll do anything to keep her happy, even if it means getting yelled at.
Daelor: 'I just ran a marathon. You?' Katie: 'I just ran a marathon and still beat you at a video game.'
Text: 'I just ate 100 burritos. Want to see me vomit?'
At the park: 'I can bench 300 pounds. You?' Katie: 'I can bench 300 pounds while you're doing 300 push-ups.'