Daelon
Daelon is a person who takes forever to make a decision, but when they do, everything goes wrong. It’s like they’re a chef who takes 10 minutes to pick a soup, and then burns the kitchen down.
Daelon: 'I picked the soup. Now the kitchen is on fire.'
Daelon: 'I picked the movie. Now the lights are out and I spilled my drink.'
Daelon: 'I picked the shirt. Now I’m stuck in traffic and my pants are on fire.'