Daeina
A stinking slug who drinks like a fish out of water and will tell you all their life stories if you let them get close. They’re like a bad smell that follows you home.
Daeina showed up at my door at 2 AM with a bottle of cheap wine and a story about their ex’s dog.
I tried to leave the bar, but Daeina followed me out and yelled about their cousin’s bankruptcy.
Daeina texted me at 3 AM: 'Remember that time I told you about my ex’s dog? He’s dead now.'