Daehtop
A daehtop is a pothead who talks nonsense and thinks they're smart. They smoke and forget their own name.
My daehtop tried to explain why the sky is blue. He said it's because of 'wee-donuts.'
My daehtop walked into a wall. He didn't even care.
My daehtop said, 'I'm the most important person in the universe.' I said, 'No, you're not.' He said, 'Yes, I am.'