Daego
Daego's got a hat on all the time, like it's glued to his head. He's cute, he's creative, and he'll probably make you laugh until you cry, but he also has a mind like a dirty sock.
"He wears a hat even in the shower. It's like he's married to it."
"He said he'd listen to music 24/7. I think he's actually playing it in his sleep."
"He's got a hat, a mind full of dirt, and the charm to make you forget all that."